I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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