The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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