Sry I called you an 8
plz talk dirty to me
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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