The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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