thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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