love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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