brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
that's an acceptable place to lick
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
How does it feel to date your dad?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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