Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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