The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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