Fine. I'll sleep in my office
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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