im drinking this country out of the recession.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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