maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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