So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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