you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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