I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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