im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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