I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
That's when you crack a 10am beer
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
