ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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