I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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