I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
