Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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