Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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