You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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