I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I am naked and annoyed.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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