And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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