Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I accidentally burped into my bong.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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