Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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