i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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