Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Shame - the story of my life.
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