he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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