She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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