love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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