in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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