at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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