I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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