Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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