that's an acceptable place to lick
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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