He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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