just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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