you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
