So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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