like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
