Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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