god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
