He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
there is puke in my bra ... again
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