i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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