Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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