i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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