3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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