would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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