Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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