Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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