I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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