I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize