The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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