Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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