dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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